dear FIFA,
I wish to create a long name for you, but I cant figure any. If I'm a billionaire that don't care to be in prison and have lots of green paper to bail me out, I wish to sue you, yes you FIFA.
My future together with my family is like "telur di hujung tanduk" check dictionary if U are so stupid to know what is that.
You, yes who else u F has caused so many irrational accusation, towards my family and my relationship. U noe what, if both of us in a court now, I know I have no chance to win because everyone seems to adore You so much. The jury even the judge, and duhh the whole world will hate me if i could sue U. and I guess alien from freaking weird universe will banned me and plan to kidnap me as well.
dear FIFA,
thank you so much for making the whole world to hate me. I solute you. and I'm not surprise, another 4 years from now, if it such an unfortunate year for me, if it's a leap year, You are the cause that going to make me single throughout my whole life..

yours truly foe,

suck balls!